School quotes

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“There’s something about sunday night that really makes you want to kill yourself.”
niet direct met school, maar wel indirect

komt uit my so-called life (:

Die van Loesje zijn leuk (:

In grade school I was smart, but I didn’t have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends."

As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools."

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers.

In the school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity and he threw the teacher out of the window.