Oh ik heb net een best wel lang gesprek gehouden x] :
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17f USA
You: u?
Stranger: 18 m india
You: ok
You: lol
You: i’m dope
You: do u love starwars?
You: I LOVE STARWARS
You: IT’S DOPENESS
Stranger: not so much…
You: oh
You: bad luck for me x]
Stranger: because you only talk to people who love star wars?
You: no
You: haha
You: nooh
You: that’s not meh
Stranger: so what is you?
You: me is
You: MUSIC
You: DRUNK
You: AND THAT KINDA SHIT
Stranger: good for you! the capital letters make it sound so much classier
You: thank you
You: i’
You: m
You: classy
You: DUH
You: BUT ALL THOSE OTHER SUCKAS AREN’T
Stranger: i never really understood, are the caps to make the sentence sound louder ?
You: YES
You: it’s in your head
You: and if you hear voices in your head
You: YOU’RE CRAAAAAAAZYYYY MAN
Stranger: hey, that crazy man part sounded louder!
You: wooohoo
You: HOW DID I DO THAT?
Stranger: ok, it was fun at first
You: wud?
Stranger: the capital letters
You: haha
You: I <3 CAPSLOCK
You: IT MAKES ME DOPE
You: I think
Stranger: i love dope, it makes me capslock
You: also
You: true
Stranger: honestly, if you had to take a guess, where do you think i’m actually from?
You: erm
You: idk
You: INDIA
You: x]
Stranger: i pulled it off!!
You: YAAAAY
You: what u mean?
Stranger: think, good woman, think
You: u a gigolo?
You: or what
You: x]
Stranger: let me correct myself, think clearly, good woman, think clearly…
You: haha
You: I CAN’T THINK
You: DARTH VADER HAS FROZEN MY BRAINS
You: AND NOW THE CLONES ARE ALL ALONE!
Stranger: and left your hands unharmed to type, good for him
You: yesh
You: and I never get hints
You: so…
You: U LIVE NEXT TO ME?
You: *looks outside window*
Stranger: thank god i hid myself, otherwise it was a clear field view
You: haha
You: yes
You: but I know my neighbours house
You: (don’t ask)
You: and I know where you are
You: YES
You: I SEE YOU
You: WOOHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Stranger: darn
You: you’re in deeeeeep trouble
You: OHNO
You: I FORGOT TO WATCH SPONGEBOB
You: HOW COULD I
You: *that means I have to go*
Stranger: by all means proceed