Friends-quotes!

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Plaats hier alle leuke Friends (ik heb het over de comedyserie) quotes :]

*Ross ‘praat’ tegen de baby (die nog in Rachel’s buik zit).*
Phoebe: ‘Ehm, Ross? Why are you talking to Rachel’s crotch?’

Janice; O MY GOD? ?

Monica: Oh wait, wait, unless you happened to catch the Reruns’ production of Pinocchio, at the little theater in the park.
Joey: Look, it was a job all right?
Chandler: ‘Look, Gippetto, I’m a real live boy.’
Joey: I will not take this abuse.
Chandler: You’re right, I’m sorry. (Burst into song and dances out of the door.) “Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy…”

Rachel: Are you kidding? I’m trained for nothing! I was laughed out of twelve interviews today.
Chandler: And yet you’re surprisingly upbeat.
Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty percent off!
Chandler: Oh, how well you know me…

Ross: Today’s the day Carol and I first… consummated our physical relationship. (Joey is puzzled.) Sex. …You know what, I-I’d better pass on the game. I think I’m just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
Joey: The hell with hockey, let’s all do that!

Rachel: Come on! You guys can pee standing up.
Chandler: We can? All right, I’m tryin’ that.
Joey: Ok, you know what blows my mind? Women can see breasts any time they want. You just look down and there they are. How you get any work done is beyond me.

Phoebe: OK, I just need two… the, um, ten of spades and the six of clubs.
Ross: No. No, uh, Phoebs? You can’t – you can’t do…
Rachel: Oh wait, I have the ten of spades! Here! (gives it to Phoebe)
Ross: No, no. Uh… no, see, uh, you-you can’t do that.
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that’s OK, I don’t need them. I’m going for fours.

::hier kiezen ze tussen een babypyjama met clowns- of eendenhoofden::
Chandler: we’re gonna flip for the baby?!!
Joey: you got a better idea?
Chandler: call it in the air…
Joey: Heads!
Chandler: heads! yes!
Chandler: we have to assign heads to something!!!
Joey: okay well ducks will be heads, because well, ducks have heads
Chandler: what kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?

aaaaaa zij is echt geweldig xD

[i]Joey: Look, don’t you think that will be a little weird?
Ross: Weird? What? What’s weird? The only thing weird would be if someone didn’t like Mexican food, because I’m making fajitas!!

Ross: And to love. Ah, love. L-O-V-E, love. L is for life. And what is life without love?
Rachel: Oh my god, are we supposed to answer?
Ross: O is for “oh, wow!”

Rachel: Ok well, well I’m really, I’m sorry about that Joey, but do you think that maybe on some level, you don’t want to take off my bra?
Joey: NAH! I don’t have another level!!

Chandler: Joey, we would’ve asked you, we just thought you wouldn’t be interested.
Monica: Yeah, it’s just we don’t think of you as really being so much “with the words”.
Joey: Whoo-weh hey weh-hey whoo hey!!
Monica: Clearly we were wrong.

Joey: What do you mean? I can do anything, I’m a chameleon! Huh? (he mimes an old man with a beard) I’m old! (then he yawns) I’m tired! (then he mimes someone who’s hot…) Hey, I’m hot (…and cold) I’m cold!! Huh?? Come on! What can’t I do?
Chandler: First of all. Bravo.

Laura: What’s going on?
Chandler: Oh, just like I said. That crazy… Bert… roaming the halls. (Joey bangs on the door again)
Joey: Guys!?
Monica: Keep on roaming Bert! We don’t want any crazy today!

Chandler: Oh yeah! He has a caretaker. His older brother… Ernie.
Laura: Bert and Ernie!
Chandler: You can’t make this stuff up!

Joey: But you called me ‘Bert’!? That’s our code word for danger!
Chandler: We don’t have a code word.
Joey: We don’t? We really should. From now on, ‘Bert’ will be our code word for danger[/i]

Rachel denkt dat die vrouw een man is, en dan stelt die vrouw zich voor als Amanda en zegt Rachel: A-man-duh!

Joey: How you doin’ ?
:grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

Monica: Hey Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?
Joey: Probably kill myself.
Monica: Excuse me?
Joey: Hey, if little Joey’s dead, then I’ve got no reason to live.
Ross: Joey, omnipotent.
Joey: You are? I’m so sorry.

Gene: You put this in your coffee.
Joey: A spoon! Your hands! Your face!
Gene: It’s white.
Joey: Paper! Snow! A ghost!
Gene: It’s heavier than milk.
Joey: A rock! A dog! The earth!
Gene: Pass!

Joey: Fine, all right, I’ll do it. But, hey! You guys have to be at the next table so you can stop me if I, you know, start to say someting stupid!
Ross: Just then, or-or all the time, 'cause… we have jobs, you know.

:’)

Ross *schreeuwt* : ‘I didn’t finish the whole letter, okay? I fell asleep.’
Rachel *boos* : ‘you fell ASLEEP?’
Ross: ‘It was 5.30 in the morning, you have rambled on for 18 pages. FRONT AND BACK!’

+++
Ross: ‘Phoebe you look great!’
Phoebe: 'Thanks! I know though :roll_eyes:

Rachel: ‘Okay, who wants the last hamburger?’
Phoebe: ‘Okay I have to see my dad now!’
Rachel: ‘Why?’
Phoebe: ‘HAMBURGER? —> MCdonalds?’
*iedereen kijkt Phoebe aan van WTF zeg jij? *
Phoebe: ‘Old mcdonalds had a farm? My dad’s a pharmmmmmmm-asist?’

OMGG waar haalt ze het vandaan :’)

owh en deze:
Joey: ‘How you doin?’
Janice (aantrekkelijke huisgenoot van Joey): ‘… I’m fine, why?’
Joey: O_O
(helemaal geschokt dat zij normaal reageert op zijn HOW YOU DOIN’)
Joey: I have to go now O_O

en deze vind ik ook geweldig:
Ross and Janice zijn een keertje stiekem uitgeweest.
de andere zijn erachter gekomen en zijn pissig op Ross.
Ross: oke, I know what you are going to say but…
Phoebe: You two would have very hairy children.
Ross: oke, thát I did not think of.

upje

Hahahah!

Phoebe: So are you actually gonna see her again?
Joey: Phoebe! Don’t put ideas in his head!
Ross: I am gonna see her again.
Joey: Damn it, Phoebe!

deze zijn echt briljant:P
die laatste haha xD

Reporter: I like that. what’s your name?
[pointing tape recorder at Pheobe]
Phoebe: Pheobe. That’s, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in… Ello there mate.