Fashion fade(s*), style is eternal - Yves Saint Laurent
A girl should be two things: classy and fabulous - Coco Chanel
& Heel ‘Rockstar’ van Nickelback. Té geniaal voor woorden.
*Is weet dus niet of het ‘fade’ of ‘fades’ is, want overal staat ‘fade’, maar ‘fades’ lijkt me grammaticaal beter? (A).
I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night - Liam Gallagher
Lennon was right. And we are bigger than Jesus. We will be as big as the Beatles, if not bigger - Liam Gallagher
We’re not arrogant, we just believe we’re the best band in the world - Noel Gallagher
I’m not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I’m John Lennon - Noel Gallagher
hun quotes blijven toch geniaal -gnif-
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I know what I want and my eyes wrapped around you.
The words are coming I feel terrible
Is it typical for us to end like this?
Am I just another scene
From a movie that you’ve seen one hundred times?
Cause baby you weren’t the first or the last or the worst
And I’ve got to fill the blanks in this past with a verse
And we could sit around and cry but frankly you’re not worth it anymore
mayday parade - when i get home, you’re so dead.
(allemaal stukjes, maarja kon t netzo goed bij elkaar doen :p)
Try as I might
I just can’t handle this
I lost myself inside a drunken kiss
And I, all that I wanted was to walk you home - mayday parade - champagne’s for celebration (i’ll have a martini)
^zelfde lied:
Save a sad song for the sing-along
But I guess
That I can live without you but
Without you I’ll be miserable at best; mayday parade - miserable at best.
She’s got a body like an hourglass that’s ticking like a clock.
; paramore- misery bussiness.
Satisfaction is the death of desire - pete wentz
Bigger than the Beatles? You wish, Gallagher! XD
HAHAHA OHMYGOD
pete wentz:
Q: What’s your favourite shape?
A: Mine’s a Patrick.
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Q: X-ray vision or bionic hearing?
*A: It’s easy to hear people talking shit. I’d rather check out Patrick in his boxers with little heart prints on 'em. So vision I guess
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Q: (To Pete) Patrick, Andy, and Joe are all in a burning tent. Who do you save?
A: They went camping without me? Let those motherfuckers burn.
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“We eat pretty healthy…Doritos, peanut butter”
Brendon: (after the mysterious “Six” was led off-stage after stealing Brendon’s mic and complaining about MTV at the 2006 MTV VMAs) He stole our thunder!
Brendon: (when asked what cartoon character he’d be) Actually you know what honestly, Elmer Fudd cause he carries a gun. So, you know, you’re always protected and he doesn’t let his speech impediment keep him down. He still hunts rabbits, wabbits.
Patrick stump: People accuse us of being a boyband, and I’m like, ‘Boy band?! But I’m fat!’ <333
Joe- “You guys should like make- You guys should get married.” (referring to Pete and Patrick)
Patrick- We are.
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Pete- “Every band has to have a gadget guy. You have the glasses and everything!”
Patrick-[throws glasses on the floor]“Now I make a horrible gadget guy!” Pete- [hands Patrick his glasses]
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“[points at camera]CRAP. No in fighting. HEY. HEY. HEY. is this thing still working? HEY. [mimicks slitting one’s throat with hand]”
-dat filmpje was zoo leuk 
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Calm before the - fuck it; MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW. MEOW.
Don’t just look at her ass, eat it.
Hey, does your mother sew? BOOM! Get her to sew that.
Hi, I’m Patrick Stump. And I’m wearing Pete’s pants
oke dat was t weer ff met mn overenthousiasme
nog 1 omdat ik van patrick hou 
[From One Tree Hill]Patrick- “Did he just go on about saving the world?”
Payton- “Yeah…”
Patrick- “That’s my line!”
Whaa, super !
Veni, vidi, vici - Caesar -gnif-
So let me get this straight James, you actually put your underpants in the microwave?
Richard Hammond ( ik hou van die man!)
No cause is lost if but one fool is left to fight for it.
~Will Turner ( van die man hou ik ook :’) )
oooh je moet op wikiquote Top Gear intypen. Die zijn echt geweldig :'D
[police sirens are heard]
Jeremy: Police are here! Runaway!
Richard: Run! Hide in a bush!
[on the way to hosting the radio programme, Jeremy and James had taken to bad-mouthing Richard’s Cadillac BLS]
Richard: Just stop talking now.
[a brief silence…]
James: I don’t like the clock.
Richard: Save it!
Richard: A dog oversteers, which is more fun…
Jeremy: …than an understeering hyena.
Richard: So, you want a Mazda MX-5 because it’s rear wheel drive
As of later series, these gave way to various abilities that “Some Say…” he may (or may not) have - such as seeing the world in the way Neo sees The Matrix. The presenters (particularly Jeremy Clarkson) like to work in a topical joke from the week’s news - those who have been lampooned in this way include Jade Goody and John Prescott. These introductions included following setences:
6x1 he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves
6x2 he’s wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat
6x3 he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue
6x4 he is illegal in 17 US states, and he blinks this way (horizontally)
6x5 that his breath smells of magnesium, and that he’s scared of bells
6x6 he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all his legs are hydraulic
6x7 that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals
6x8 that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he’s confused by stairs
6x9 that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees
6x11 that he’s terrified of ducks, and that there’s an airport in Russia named after him
7x1 his skin has the texture of a dolphin’s, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts
7x2 that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight
7x3 that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground
7x4 that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire he’d burn for a thousand days
7x5 he can swim seven lengths underwater, and he has webbed buttocks
7x6 that his heart is in upside down, and that his teeth glow in the dark
8x1 that his ears aren’t exactly where you’d expect them to be, and that once, preposterously, he had an affair with John Prescott
8x2 he has a digital face, and that if he felt like it, he could fire Alan Sugar
8x3 that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered he could crack The Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds
8x4 his ears have a paisley lining, and he’s been banned from the Chelsea Flower Show
8x5 that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nurburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he’ll skive off and play croquet
8x6 he invented Branston Pickle, and that if you insult his mother he will headbutt you in the chest
8x7 that on really warm days he sheds his skin like a snake, and that for some reason he’s allergic to the Dutch
8x8 that his first name really is The, and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island they’d all be pregnant including the cameramen
9x1 that he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and that long before anyone else he realised that Jade Goody was a racist pig-faced waste of blood and organs
9x2 that he once had a vicious knife-fight with Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in the Cash for Honours scandal (Lord Stig)
9x3 that he is a CIA experiment that went wrong, and that he only eats cheese (American Cousin, Fat Stig)
9x4 that if you lick his chest it tastes exactly the same as Piccalilli, and that at this week’s Brit awards he was arrested for goosing Russell Brand
9x5 that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and that his crash helmet is modelled on Britney Spears’ head
9x6 he isn’t machine washable, and all his potted plants are called Steve
10x1 that his scrotum has its own small gravity field, and that because our Producer rigged a phone vote he now has a new name (all we know is he’s called Cuddles)
10x2 that he’s banned from the town of Chichester, and that in a recent late night deal, he bought a slightly dented white Fiat Uno from the Duke of Edinburgh
10x3 that he gets terrible eczema on his helmet, and if he’d been the video ref in the world cup rugby final he would have seen that of course it was a try you blind Australian halfwit
10x4 some say he’s seen The Lion King 1780 times, and that his second best friend is a caped buffalo (all we know is he’s not The Stig, but he is The Stig’s African cousin)
10x5 some say that to unlock him you have to run your finger down his face like that (he runs his index finger down someone’s face), and that if he was getting divorced from Paul Mccartney he’d keep his stupid whining mouth shut
10x6 some say that he thought Star Wars was a documentary, and that he recently pulled out of I’m A Celebrity because he’s frightened of trees…and Australia… Koo Stark… and Ant… and Dec
10x7 some say that he knows 2 facts about ducks and both of them are wrong, and that 61 years ago he accidently introduced Her Majesty The Queen to a Greek racialist (all we know is I’m going to the tower to have my head cut off, and he is called The Stig)
10x8 some say that when he slows down brake lights come on in his buttocks, and that if he’d been the manager of the England football squad last week, he wouldn’t have been a feckless ginger gum-chewing buffoon and ruined it for all of us
10x9 some say that he once lost a canoe on a beach in the north-east, and that he once did some time in a prison in Canterbury, because his teddy is called The Baby Jesus
10x10 some say that as we speak he is actually relaxing in the resort pool, and he is, he is actually
"When I feel bad I like to treat myself. Clothes never look any good, food just makes me fatter. Shoes always fit. "
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Driver: Watch out for the weirdos, girls.
Nancy Downs: We are the weirdos, mister.
Uit: The Craft
Zoolander quotes!
Derek Zoolander:
I’m pretty sure there’s more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking, and I plan on finding out what that is
Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty
Wait a minute. I might just have an idea. They’ll be looking for us at Maury’s right? But they won’t be looking for… not us
Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your “do whatever it takes, ruin as many people’s lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investigatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way”?..
If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it’s that a male model’s life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn’t mean that we too can’t not die in a freak gasoline fight accident
At the Derek Zoolander Center For Children Who Can’t Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too, we teach you that there’s more to life than being really, really good looking
Nog meer quotes uit Zoolander:
Mugatu:
[after he pokes a girl with a pin] Oh, I’m sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!
[hypnotizing Derek] Hi Derek! My name’s Little Cletus. I’m just a regular kid and want you to know the real truth about child labor laws, ok? They’re silly and outdated. Why, back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts. Yippee! Hurray!
Obey my dog!
It’s that damn Hansel. He’s so hot right now!
Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ’s sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They’re the same face! Doesn’t anybody notice this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!
You have no evidence. Han-stupid destroyed everything
Okej nog meer Zoolander quotes:
Hansel:
Taste my pain, bitch!
You is talking loco and I like it!
I wasn’t like every other kid, you know, who dreams about being an astronaut, I was always more interested in what bark was made out of on a tree. Richard Gere’s a real hero of mine. Sting. Sting would be another person who’s a hero. The music he’s created over the years, I don’t really listen to it, but the fact that he’s making it, I respect that.
Brint: I knew it was a joke Meekus, I just didn’t get it right away!
Matilda: When I was in seventh grade, I was… the fat kid in my class.
Derek Zoolander: Ew!
[b]en dit is een hele geniale quote
Matilda: I became…
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: … you can read minds?
[/b]
Derek Zoolander: Why do you hate models, Matilda?
Matilda: Honestly?
Hansel: Yes.
Matilda: I think they’re vain, stupid, and incredibly self-centered.
Hansel: I totally agree with you. But how do you feel about male models?
Derek: Oh, snap!
Brint: [about Hansel] Have you seen the way he combs his hair?
Meekus: Or like, doesn’t, it’s like, ex-squeeze me, but have you ever heard of styling gel?
Brint: I’m sure Hansel’s heard of styling gel, he’s a male model.
Meekus: Uh, earth to Brint, I was making a joke.
Brint: Uh, Earth to Meekus, duh okay I knew that!
Meekus: Uh, Earth to Brint, I’m not so sure you do because you were all like ‘well I’m sure Hansel’s heard of styling gel’ like you DIDN’T know it was a joke! aha, haha
Brint: I knew it was a joke, Meekus, I just didn’t get it right away!
Meekus: Earth to Brint…
Derek Zoolander: GUYS! Can we stop with the Earth tos?!
Matilda: I’ve been trying to reach you for a week.
Derek Zoolander: A week? What, are you having a whack attack? I saw you this afternoon, dum-dum.
Matilda: That was last Friday.
Derek Zoolander: Uh, Earth to Matilda, I was at a day spa. Day, D-A-I-Y-E. Okay?
Derek Zoolander: [after being in a coal mine for a day] I think I’m getting the black lung, Pop. [coughing] It’s not very well-ventilated down there.
Larry Zoolander: For Christ’s sake, Derek, you’ve been down there one day. Talk to me in thirty years.
fightclub <3
en natuurlijk grey’s anatomy, een paar van mijn favorieten: