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Chuck Norris does not make language mistakes, He just changes the grammar.
Huhauhaha :stuck_out_tongue:

Geweldig dit. :’) Dat met Google is ook leuk. xd

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn’t stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK’s head exploded out of sheer amazement.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn’t take shit from anybody.


Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life there.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

hahahaahha, geweldige topic :grinning_face_with_smiling_eyes:

dit topic moet overleven (:

ik ken 'm niet :pensive:

ik ken hem ook niet, maar volgens mij is ie geweldig :stuck_out_tongue:

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

Ehhm er was er nog zo een van;
de reden dat er ijs op mars is, is het eerste calippo ijsje van Chuck Norris

  • There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
  • When Chuck Norris is in a crowded area, he doesn’t walk around people. He walks through them.
  • Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Trivial Pursuit with one roll of the dice, and without answering a single question… just a nod of the head, and a stroke of the beard.
Chuck Norris doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Even een schaamteloze kick voor het beste topic ter wereld :’)

Ik dacht aan dit topic en hij moet geupt worden, aangezien Chuck Norris geweldig is!

The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn’t nearly foolish enough to attack him.