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  1. Xtra-small
    Afbeelding van ieldepiel

    ilse
    80 berichten
    Lid sinds September 2011


    dit was wel een leuk gesprek


    Stranger: m 20
    You: Do you like rainbows
    You: I do
    You: I like the colours
    You: I like green the most
    Stranger: no i dont like rainbows and ponys
    You: ooohhh
    You: i don't like pony's either
    You: they bite
    You: sometimes
    Stranger: but my favirite color is the red
    You: oooh cool
    You: mine is Green, but you know that already
    Stranger: hahaha
    You: Do you prefer pizza in a box or on a plate?
    Stranger: yes i know
    Stranger: in a box
    Stranger: and you?
    You: yeahhh me to, it has something
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: yeea
    Stranger: which animal you like more?
    You: From what can I Choose
    You: ?
    Stranger: any
    You: I like crocodiles
    You: They are green
    Stranger: :O
    Stranger: yes they are green
    Stranger: and wich more?
    You: I think you love crabs, they are rad...
    You: but from what can i choose?
    Stranger: mmm i like the cats
    Stranger: they are funny
    You: red cats?
    You: i've got two black cats.
    You: I'm a witch MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
    You: sorry ;)
    Stranger: hahahahaha
    Stranger: i dont think so
    You: but I'm going
    Stranger: hahaha do you belibe in the hell?
    You: yeahh a little bit...
    You: my other cat is there.. in the hell
    You: but I'm going
    You: YOU STOLE MY HART, HONEY <33 I'M GONNA MISS YOU FOREVER
    Stranger: hahahaha no i dont think so


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    Afbeelding van ieldepiel

    ilse
    80 berichten
    Lid sinds September 2011


    vervolg;

    Stranger: hahahaha no i dont think so
    Stranger: hoo and do you belibe in god?
    Stranger: hey you are scaring me
    You: I know I'm scary
    You: No I'm not scary I'm weird
    You: BAM.
    You: But you need to love the life you live and I do so...
    You: This is the first stranger who's talking with me
    Stranger: yes you got reason
    You: and do not ask if I want to sleep with him
    You: yeaahhh.
    You: okee but I'm really gonna go
    You: And if you want to know you just talked with thePresident
    You: so
    You: BYE
    Stranger: hahahahaha
    Stranger: bye?
    Stranger: do you going to miss me?
    You: yeaahhh
    You: i'm gonna miss you
    You: are you gonna miss met too?
    Stranger: yeeeah i going to miss yo so much
    Stranger: do you have boyfriend?
    You: Then it's okay
    You: no
    You: but i don't look for an 20 m I''m sorry
    You: byee
    Stranger: hahahha me too
    Stranger: i am not looking for a relationship
    Stranger: i am not looking for a relationship
    Stranger: i have my girlfriend
    Stranger: and she is pretty
    Stranger: she is pretty like me
    You: say hello to her from me
    Stranger: OK
    You; BYE


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    Afbeelding van HENKDEAAP

    HENK
    3,341 berichten
    Lid sinds September 2011


    I'm watching you right now dude.

    Stranger: hello
    You: hi, I'm watching you right now dude.
    Stranger: i doubt it ass hole

    Zo die was in een goede bui!

    Can you lick your elbow?

    when life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life you have a thousand reasonds to smile!

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    Afbeelding van sophiee95

    Sophie
    571 berichten
    Lid sinds December 2009


    Stranger: haaiiiiiiii
    You: Can you lick your elbow?
    Stranger: asl
    You: no seriously can you lick your elbow?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    0mgg I just kiSsed my b0yfriend and i'm 12 am I prEgnant??!?1


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    Afbeelding van ohboyohboyohboy

    Angela
    224 berichten
    Lid sinds February 2009


    Hier zitten volgens mij alleen maar vieze mannetjes op, net zoals op chatroulette.


  6. Small
    Afbeelding van MaisonFashion

    Justine
    651 berichten
    Lid sinds December 2010


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: I have a question

    Stranger: 19 m china

    Stranger: what

    You: I kissed my boyfriend, am i pregnant now?

    Stranger: no no no...

    You: Are you sure?

    Stranger: very sure!!

    You: How do yo get pregnant then?

    Stranger: i am a man

    You: Don't men know how to get pregnant?

    Stranger: how old r u

    You: 19

    Stranger: didn't ur mother tell u how to get pregnant?

    You: I have two dadies!

    Stranger: what???so do u have a mother?

    You: No, I have 2 dadies, I don't know who my mother is. They adopted me!

    Stranger: oh...i'm sorry..

    You: So

    You: how do you get pregnant?

    Stranger: first ,man can't get pregnant. only women can

    You: Really!

    Stranger: yea``

    You: And how do women get pregnant then?

    Stranger: by fucking with men

    You: What is fucking?

    Stranger: u can google!!

    You: What is google?

    Stranger: a search web

    You: Ow

    You: Would you explain it to me?

    Stranger: i donn,t know how to explain in english

    You: Then explain it in your own language?

    Stranger: u can't understand

    Stranger: where r u from?

    You: Tell me how to get pregnant in Chinese

    You: then

    You: Because you are from China, aren't you?

    Stranger: where r u from?

    You: Can you please tell my?

    You: *me

    Stranger: Ok i can tell u

    You: Yes, thank you!

    Stranger: 只要你让奥巴马还清中国国债就可以怀孕了

    Stranger: do u understand?

    You: Ow, now I get it!

    You: Thank you very much!

    maisonfashion.tk | Doe mee met mijn winactie en win leuke oorbellen!

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    Afbeelding van do_it_my_way__

    alina
    47 berichten
    Lid sinds March 2011


    Stranger: Hey
    You: Hi, can i order some frites here ?
    Stranger: Uhm sure
    Stranger: Only if u want special frites
    You: I want medium frites, milkshake and hamburger please
    Stranger: Ill give uy burger
    Stranger: U my*
    You: but I want medium frites
    Stranger: Hmm, curly fries?
    You: medium frites
    Stranger: Medium curly fries?
    You: normal frites
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    next: I got a new car it's a pimped out truck mobile pussywagon the quentin tarantino kill bill mobile

    do_it_my_way__ wijzigde dit bericht op 05-02-2012 18:47 met 75%

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    Afbeelding van cococrazy

    Liz
    60 berichten
    Lid sinds June 2010


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hi
    Stranger: HI
    You: I got a new car it's a pimped out truck mobile pussywagon the quentin tarantino kill bill mobile
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Nou ja, die was ook vrolijk ^^

    next: Hey honey, I'm home! how was your day?<3

    The bitchy talk, the jealous stare, and the funniest part: THEY THINK I CARE

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    Afbeelding van do_it_my_way__

    alina
    47 berichten
    Lid sinds March 2011


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: heeloi
    You: Hey honey, I'm home! how was your day?<3
    Stranger: shut up
    You: thanks
    Stranger: -_-
    You: are you mad at me bro ?
    Stranger: ㅇㅇ
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

    OMG is it tre that Santa doesn't exist ? O_o


  10. Medium
    Afbeelding van Roadload

    snor
    1,033 berichten
    Lid sinds April 2009


    21,128 strangers online


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hey I just fucked your little sister
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ----------------


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hey I just fucked your little sister
    Stranger: I don't have a little sister...
    You: HAHAHAH oops
    You: well, Hi
    Stranger: Hey
    You: little brother with long hair then?
    Stranger: Nope
    You: Are u an alien?
    Stranger: Sadly not.
    You: wow... I am:D
    You: im from virgina, can u tell me where that is?
    Stranger: virgina... sounds like a dull place
    You: yeah it isss
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    You'll survive, cause I'll be there.

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    Afbeelding van neverSTOPloving

    hoi
    511 berichten
    Lid sinds May 2008


    Ik krijg bij omegle na een paar zinnen het bericht:
    Technical error: Server was unreachable for too long and your connection was lost. Sorry. :(.

    Eerst had ik dat nooit, maar de laatste paar weken kan ik niet meer normaal gesprek voeren. Dan stopt ie telkens.
    Meer mensen die dit hebben?

    I\'ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful

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    Afbeelding van cococrazy

    Liz
    60 berichten
    Lid sinds June 2010


    awhh, sommige jongens daar zijn echt wel lief.<3

    cococrazy wijzigde dit bericht op 14-02-2012 18:38 met 35%
    The bitchy talk, the jealous stare, and the funniest part: THEY THINK I CARE

  13. Small
    Afbeelding van THELOVE

    aafke
    342 berichten
    Lid sinds April 2011


    There's a scary monster under my bed. Help me!
    Stranger: So you found me? :C
    You: Ooh, you are that monster!
    You: I tought it was my teddybear..
    Stranger: Yeah, but I'm nice, I promise, I just think it's warm and cozy under your bed. n___n
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    :')


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    Afbeelding van applebaker

    Ich
    136 berichten
    Lid sinds July 2011


    Ah ik had net een vet leuk gesprek met iemand uit finland over elanden maar ik heb em niet opgeslagen...

    Hi.

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    Afbeelding van IMAGINEYOU

    henk
    2,082 berichten
    Lid sinds December 2010


    quote:
    Jus_ii schreef op 01 February 2012 @ 16:14:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: I have a question

    Stranger: 19 m china

    Stranger: what

    You: I kissed my boyfriend, am i pregnant now?

    Stranger: no no no...

    You: Are you sure?

    Stranger: very sure!!

    You: How do yo get pregnant then?

    Stranger: i am a man

    You: Don't men know how to get pregnant?

    Stranger: how old r u

    You: 19

    Stranger: didn't ur mother tell u how to get pregnant?

    You: I have two dadies!

    Stranger: what???so do u have a mother?

    You: No, I have 2 dadies, I don't know who my mother is. They adopted me!

    Stranger: oh...i'm sorry..

    You: So

    You: how do you get pregnant?

    Stranger: first ,man can't get pregnant. only women can

    You: Really!

    Stranger: yea``

    You: And how do women get pregnant then?

    Stranger: by fucking with men

    You: What is fucking?

    Stranger: u can google!!

    You: What is google?

    Stranger: a search web

    You: Ow

    You: Would you explain it to me?

    Stranger: i donn,t know how to explain in english

    You: Then explain it in your own language?

    Stranger: u can't understand

    Stranger: where r u from?

    You: Tell me how to get pregnant in Chinese

    You: then

    You: Because you are from China, aren't you?

    Stranger: where r u from?

    You: Can you please tell my?

    You: *me

    Stranger: Ok i can tell u

    You: Yes, thank you!

    Stranger: 只要你让奥巴马还清中国国债就可以怀孕了

    Stranger: do u understand?

    You: Ow, now I get it!

    You: Thank you very much!
    HAHA, geweldig !


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    Afbeelding van ikwileendonut

    Anouk
    5,609 berichten
    Lid sinds September 2010


    quote:
    HAHAHAHAHAH GENIAAL IDD.

    ~Geld moet rollen, het liefst mijn kant op.

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    Afbeelding van UNDERCONTROL

    S
    1,167 berichten
    Lid sinds May 2010


    quote:
    Jus_ii schreef op 01 February 2012 @ 16:14:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: I have a question

    Stranger: 19 m china

    Stranger: what

    You: I kissed my boyfriend, am i pregnant now?

    Stranger: no no no...

    You: Are you sure?

    Stranger: very sure!!

    You: How do yo get pregnant then?

    Stranger: i am a man

    You: Don't men know how to get pregnant?

    Stranger: how old r u

    You: 19

    Stranger: didn't ur mother tell u how to get pregnant?

    You: I have two dadies!

    Stranger: what???so do u have a mother?

    You: No, I have 2 dadies, I don't know who my mother is. They adopted me!

    Stranger: oh...i'm sorry..

    You: So

    You: how do you get pregnant?

    Stranger: first ,man can't get pregnant. only women can

    You: Really!

    Stranger: yea``

    You: And how do women get pregnant then?

    Stranger: by fucking with men

    You: What is fucking?

    Stranger: u can google!!

    You: What is google?

    Stranger: a search web

    You: Ow

    You: Would you explain it to me?

    Stranger: i donn,t know how to explain in english

    You: Then explain it in your own language?

    Stranger: u can't understand

    Stranger: where r u from?

    You: Tell me how to get pregnant in Chinese

    You: then

    You: Because you are from China, aren't you?

    Stranger: where r u from?

    You: Can you please tell my?

    You: *me

    Stranger: Ok i can tell u

    You: Yes, thank you!

    Stranger: 只要你让奥巴马还清中国国债就可以怀孕了

    Stranger: do u understand?

    You: Ow, now I get it!

    You: Thank you very much!
    Hahahah :'D


  18. Medium
    Afbeelding van NouveauNouvelle

    Mariette
    4,114 berichten
    Lid sinds August 2010


    quote:
    Jus_ii schreef op 01 February 2012 @ 16:14:
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: Hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: I have a question

    Stranger: 19 m china

    Stranger: what

    You: I kissed my boyfriend, am i pregnant now?

    Stranger: no no no...

    You: Are you sure?

    Stranger: very sure!!

    You: How do yo get pregnant then?

    Stranger: i am a man

    You: Don't men know how to get pregnant?

    Stranger: how old r u

    You: 19

    Stranger: didn't ur mother tell u how to get pregnant?

    You: I have two dadies!

    Stranger: what???so do u have a mother?

    You: No, I have 2 dadies, I don't know who my mother is. They adopted me!

    Stranger: oh...i'm sorry..

    You: So

    You: how do you get pregnant?

    Stranger: first ,man can't get pregnant. only women can

    You: Really!

    Stranger: yea``

    You: And how do women get pregnant then?

    Stranger: by fucking with men

    You: What is fucking?

    Stranger: u can google!!

    You: What is google?

    Stranger: a search web

    You: Ow

    You: Would you explain it to me?

    Stranger: i donn,t know how to explain in english

    You: Then explain it in your own language?

    Stranger: u can't understand

    Stranger: where r u from?

    You: Tell me how to get pregnant in Chinese

    You: then

    You: Because you are from China, aren't you?

    Stranger: where r u from?

    You: Can you please tell my?

    You: *me

    Stranger: Ok i can tell u

    You: Yes, thank you!

    Stranger: 只要你让奥巴马还清中国国债就可以怀孕了

    Stranger: do u understand?

    You: Ow, now I get it!

    You: Thank you very much!
    Whahaha geweldig!

    Ik was Marietteee |Ieder land heeft mooie vrouwen. Wij, vrouwen, zijn gewoon mooi ongeacht onze afkomst (Van Pickpocket)

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    Afbeelding van LAPETITEFILLE_

    Rianna
    14,208 berichten
    Lid sinds August 2010


    OMG is it true that Santa doesn't exist ? O_o

    You: OMG is it true that Santa doesn't exist ? O_o
    Stranger: Hi
    Stranger: Amm yes!! Its so sad!
    You: it really is.
    You: brb, crying.
    You: WHEHEHEHE
    Stranger: Ohhh dont cry u had to find out somtime...
    You: but anyone told me he was real!
    You: it's unfair!
    Stranger: Yaa its so unfair!!
    You: but i don't get present anymore now?
    Stranger: Whats ur age?
    You: whats your age?
    Stranger: I asked first...

    I've kissed my boyfriend, am i pregnant now? PLEASE TELL ME?

    TUMBLR When you look at a person, any person, remember that everyone has a story. Everyone has gone through something that has changed them.

  20. Medium
    Afbeelding van Snijboon

    Snijboon
    1,122 berichten
    Lid sinds December 2010


    Hahahaha dat chinese heb ik even door de vertaalmachine gegooid, hij zei dit:
    只要你让奥巴马还清中国国债就可以怀孕了 = Zolang je laat Obama betalen uit de Chinese nationale schuld zwanger zou kunnen zijn

    Facebook U suck. If it isn't broken, don't fix it.

  21. Medium
    Afbeelding van missdoubleyou

    wynanke
    1,662 berichten
    Lid sinds July 2011


    LOL!

    You: hi!
    Stranger: oh hey
    You: Are you a smart guy?
    Stranger: i mean i don't think im a dumb guy
    You: Because I have a realllly serious question!
    Stranger: shoot
    You: wel...
    You: well*
    You: If I kiss my...boyfriend...because I just did...can I be pregnant?
    You: Please help...
    Stranger: Yes
    You: no shit?
    Stranger: You better start preparing
    You: are you serious...?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    I feel sexy when I see balloons...what about you?

    BEKIJK MIJN SHOP TOPIC!!!

  22. Small
    Afbeelding van goldenstars

    .
    186 berichten
    Lid sinds July 2010


    Eerst ongeveer 10 disconnect die mijn sexyheid niet konden waarderen.

    Stranger: Hiiii
    Stranger: M/20
    You: I feel sexy when I see balloons... what about you?
    Stranger: Yeah me too
    Stranger: Ur age?
    You: F/15
    Stranger: M/18
    You: WOW! You grew 2 years younger in one minute!
    Stranger: Thats the trick. Girls want 20, but i'm actually 18.
    You: What's wrong with 18? 18 is so sexy.
    Stranger: not everyone is sexy thinking like you.. where are you from sexy?
    You: Holland and you?
    Stranger: India. Are you virgin?
    You: Now I am disappointed.
    -disconnect- haha.

    I can see that today you will find your true love.. Any idea of who it can be?

    If you want your dreams to come true, you have to wake up!

  23. Medium
    Afbeelding van missdoubleyou

    wynanke
    1,662 berichten
    Lid sinds July 2011


    wow hebben jullie ook zoveel last van foutmeldingen in dit topic? zeer vervelend.

    BEKIJK MIJN SHOP TOPIC!!!

  24. Medium
    Afbeelding van Beating

    -
    1,431 berichten
    Lid sinds December 2010


    next: I want to become a drugsdealer. can u tell me how to become one?


    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: hey
    Stranger: hi?
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 77 f holland
    You: you?
    You: don't speak too fast, i can't hardly answer anymore.
    You: because my fingers are dying.
    Stranger: oke
    Stranger: i'm 17 f
    Stranger: indonesia
    You: cool
    You: do you have pizzas in indonesia?
    Stranger: yes i have
    You: lucky you
    You: do you prefer pizzas in a box or on a plate?
    You: u understand i'm not really 77 right?
    Stranger: why?
    You: i'm actually 78
    You: but i want to look younger
    Stranger: why,grandma?
    You: people always say i'm too old for this
    Stranger: hahahaha,i know grandma
    You: so i thought, if i would lie about it, maybe people would like me better 9:
    You: darling.
    Stranger: hahaha u r funny
    You: but i thought you would appreciate my honesty
    You: i know
    You: funny old grandma
    You: i love you my lovely grandchild ♥
    You: shall i bake you some cookies?
    Stranger: so,how old are you?
    You: 14. but i can still bake you some cookies, if you want?
    Stranger: i want it
    You: okey nice
    You: what kind of cookies do you like the most?
    You: i will bake your favourites :-
    Stranger: with chocolate chip?
    You: that're my favourites too!
    You: we have so much in common (A)
    You: like we're soulmates
    Stranger: yeaah we're soulmates
    Stranger: what u doing now?
    You: i'm talking to u.
    You: you didn't expect that one, did you? :-)
    You: what're you doing right now ?
    You: i think it's time for me to go
    You: i'm going to miss you very, very much. will you miss me too?
    Stranger: make a dozen cookies?
    Stranger: you actually f or m?
    You: yeah, i'm affraid that if i'll stay on omegle, the cookies will burn
    You: and i don't think you like burned cookies
    You: f
    Stranger: absolutely yes
    You: i don't like burned cookies too
    Stranger: ehhhm,i think i like a burned cookies
    You: are u kidding me
    You: can
    You: 't believe it
    You: well., byebye

    Ik was Americatoday.

  25. Medium
    Afbeelding van Beating

    -
    1,431 berichten
    Lid sinds December 2010


    haha net begon ik over die 'true love' van hierboven. was er dus een franse jongen die helemaal hopeloos werd om mijn foto te zien haha. ik lachte hem gewoon uit.

    Ik was Americatoday.

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