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- Geplaatst op maandag 09 januari 2012 20:45dit was wel een leuk gesprek
Stranger: m 20
You: Do you like rainbows
You: I do
You: I like the colours
You: I like green the most
Stranger: no i dont like rainbows and ponys
You: ooohhh
You: i don't like pony's either
You: they bite
You: sometimes
Stranger: but my favirite color is the red
You: oooh cool
You: mine is Green, but you know that already
Stranger: hahaha
You: Do you prefer pizza in a box or on a plate?
Stranger: yes i know
Stranger: in a box
Stranger: and you?
You: yeahhh me to, it has something
Stranger: haha
Stranger: yeea
Stranger: which animal you like more?
You: From what can I Choose
You: ?
Stranger: any
You: I like crocodiles
You: They are green
Stranger: :O
Stranger: yes they are green
Stranger: and wich more?
You: I think you love crabs, they are rad...
You: but from what can i choose?
Stranger: mmm i like the cats
Stranger: they are funny
You: red cats?
You: i've got two black cats.
You: I'm a witch MWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
You: sorry
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: i dont think so
You: but I'm going
Stranger: hahaha do you belibe in the hell?
You: yeahh a little bit...
You: my other cat is there.. in the hell
You: but I'm going
You: YOU STOLE MY HART, HONEY <33 I'M GONNA MISS YOU FOREVER
Stranger: hahahaha no i dont think so - Geplaatst op maandag 09 januari 2012 20:52vervolg;
Stranger: hahahaha no i dont think so
Stranger: hoo and do you belibe in god?
Stranger: hey you are scaring me
You: I know I'm scary
You: No I'm not scary I'm weird
You: BAM.
You: But you need to love the life you live and I do so...
You: This is the first stranger who's talking with me
Stranger: yes you got reason
You: and do not ask if I want to sleep with him
You: yeaahhh.
You: okee but I'm really gonna go
You: And if you want to know you just talked with thePresident
You: so
You: BYE
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: bye?
Stranger: do you going to miss me?
You: yeaahhh
You: i'm gonna miss you
You: are you gonna miss met too?
Stranger: yeeeah i going to miss yo so much
Stranger: do you have boyfriend?
You: Then it's okay
You: no
You: but i don't look for an 20 m I''m sorry
You: byee
Stranger: hahahha me too
Stranger: i am not looking for a relationship
Stranger: i am not looking for a relationship
Stranger: i have my girlfriend
Stranger: and she is pretty
Stranger: she is pretty like me
You: say hello to her from me
Stranger: OK
You; BYE - Geplaatst op dinsdag 10 januari 2012 18:31I'm watching you right now dude.
Stranger: hello
You: hi, I'm watching you right now dude.
Stranger: i doubt it ass hole
Zo die was in een goede bui!
Can you lick your elbow?when life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life you have a thousand reasonds to smile! - Geplaatst op woensdag 25 januari 2012 17:59Stranger: haaiiiiiiii
You: Can you lick your elbow?
Stranger: asl
You: no seriously can you lick your elbow?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
0mgg I just kiSsed my b0yfriend and i'm 12 am I prEgnant??!?1 - Geplaatst op donderdag 26 januari 2012 19:02
- Geplaatst op woensdag 01 februari 2012 16:14You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I have a question
Stranger: 19 m china
Stranger: what
You: I kissed my boyfriend, am i pregnant now?
Stranger: no no no...
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: very sure!!
You: How do yo get pregnant then?
Stranger: i am a man
You: Don't men know how to get pregnant?
Stranger: how old r u
You: 19
Stranger: didn't ur mother tell u how to get pregnant?
You: I have two dadies!
Stranger: what???so do u have a mother?
You: No, I have 2 dadies, I don't know who my mother is. They adopted me!
Stranger: oh...i'm sorry..
You: So
You: how do you get pregnant?
Stranger: first ,man can't get pregnant. only women can
You: Really!
Stranger: yea``
You: And how do women get pregnant then?
Stranger: by fucking with men
You: What is fucking?
Stranger: u can google!!
You: What is google?
Stranger: a search web
You: Ow
You: Would you explain it to me?
Stranger: i donn,t know how to explain in english
You: Then explain it in your own language?
Stranger: u can't understand
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Tell me how to get pregnant in Chinese
You: then
You: Because you are from China, aren't you?
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Can you please tell my?
You: *me
Stranger: Ok i can tell u
You: Yes, thank you!
Stranger: 只要你让奥巴马还清中国国债就可以怀孕了
Stranger: do u understand?
You: Ow, now I get it!
You: Thank you very much!maisonfashion.tk | Doe mee met mijn winactie en win leuke oorbellen! - Geplaatst op zaterdag 04 februari 2012 13:29Stranger: Hey
You: Hi, can i order some frites here ?
Stranger: Uhm sure
Stranger: Only if u want special frites
You: I want medium frites, milkshake and hamburger please
Stranger: Ill give uy burger
Stranger: U my*
You: but I want medium frites
Stranger: Hmm, curly fries?
You: medium frites
Stranger: Medium curly fries?
You: normal frites
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next: I got a new car it's a pimped out truck mobile pussywagon the quentin tarantino kill bill mobiledo_it_my_way__ wijzigde dit bericht op 05-02-2012 18:47 met 75% - Geplaatst op maandag 06 februari 2012 12:27You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: HI
You: I got a new car it's a pimped out truck mobile pussywagon the quentin tarantino kill bill mobile
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Nou ja, die was ook vrolijk ^^
next: Hey honey, I'm home! how was your day?<3The bitchy talk, the jealous stare, and the funniest part: THEY THINK I CARE - Geplaatst op maandag 06 februari 2012 19:03You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heeloi
You: Hey honey, I'm home! how was your day?<3
Stranger: shut up
You: thanks
Stranger:
You: are you mad at me bro ?
Stranger: ㅇㅇ
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OMG is it tre that Santa doesn't exist ? O_o - Geplaatst op maandag 06 februari 2012 22:1921,128 strangers online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey I just fucked your little sister
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey I just fucked your little sister
Stranger: I don't have a little sister...
You: HAHAHAH oops
You: well, Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: little brother with long hair then?
Stranger: Nope
You: Are u an alien?
Stranger: Sadly not.
You: wow... I am:D
You: im from virgina, can u tell me where that is?
Stranger: virgina... sounds like a dull place
You: yeah it isss
Your conversational partner has disconnected.You'll survive, cause I'll be there. - Geplaatst op vrijdag 10 februari 2012 16:31Ik krijg bij omegle na een paar zinnen het bericht:
Technical error: Server was unreachable for too long and your connection was lost. Sorry.
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Eerst had ik dat nooit, maar de laatste paar weken kan ik niet meer normaal gesprek voeren. Dan stopt ie telkens.
Meer mensen die dit hebben?I\'ve never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful - Geplaatst op dinsdag 14 februari 2012 18:35awhh, sommige jongens daar zijn echt wel lief.<3cococrazy wijzigde dit bericht op 14-02-2012 18:38 met 35%The bitchy talk, the jealous stare, and the funniest part: THEY THINK I CARE
- Geplaatst op dinsdag 14 februari 2012 19:15There's a scary monster under my bed. Help me!
Stranger: So you found me? :C
You: Ooh, you are that monster!
You: I tought it was my teddybear..
Stranger: Yeah, but I'm nice, I promise, I just think it's warm and cozy under your bed. n___n
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:') - Geplaatst op dinsdag 14 februari 2012 20:30Ah ik had net een vet leuk gesprek met iemand uit finland over elanden maar ik heb em niet opgeslagen...Hi.
- Geplaatst op dinsdag 14 februari 2012 20:45
HAHA, geweldig !quote:Jus_ii schreef op 01 February 2012 @ 16:14:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I have a question
Stranger: 19 m china
Stranger: what
You: I kissed my boyfriend, am i pregnant now?
Stranger: no no no...
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: very sure!!
You: How do yo get pregnant then?
Stranger: i am a man
You: Don't men know how to get pregnant?
Stranger: how old r u
You: 19
Stranger: didn't ur mother tell u how to get pregnant?
You: I have two dadies!
Stranger: what???so do u have a mother?
You: No, I have 2 dadies, I don't know who my mother is. They adopted me!
Stranger: oh...i'm sorry..
You: So
You: how do you get pregnant?
Stranger: first ,man can't get pregnant. only women can
You: Really!
Stranger: yea``
You: And how do women get pregnant then?
Stranger: by fucking with men
You: What is fucking?
Stranger: u can google!!
You: What is google?
Stranger: a search web
You: Ow
You: Would you explain it to me?
Stranger: i donn,t know how to explain in english
You: Then explain it in your own language?
Stranger: u can't understand
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Tell me how to get pregnant in Chinese
You: then
You: Because you are from China, aren't you?
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Can you please tell my?
You: *me
Stranger: Ok i can tell u
You: Yes, thank you!
Stranger: 只要你让奥巴马还清中国国债就可以怀孕了
Stranger: do u understand?
You: Ow, now I get it!
You: Thank you very much! - Geplaatst op vrijdag 09 maart 2012 21:29
HAHAHAHAHAH GENIAAL IDD.quote:~Geld moet rollen, het liefst mijn kant op. - Geplaatst op vrijdag 09 maart 2012 21:32
Hahahah :'Dquote:Jus_ii schreef op 01 February 2012 @ 16:14:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I have a question
Stranger: 19 m china
Stranger: what
You: I kissed my boyfriend, am i pregnant now?
Stranger: no no no...
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: very sure!!
You: How do yo get pregnant then?
Stranger: i am a man
You: Don't men know how to get pregnant?
Stranger: how old r u
You: 19
Stranger: didn't ur mother tell u how to get pregnant?
You: I have two dadies!
Stranger: what???so do u have a mother?
You: No, I have 2 dadies, I don't know who my mother is. They adopted me!
Stranger: oh...i'm sorry..
You: So
You: how do you get pregnant?
Stranger: first ,man can't get pregnant. only women can
You: Really!
Stranger: yea``
You: And how do women get pregnant then?
Stranger: by fucking with men
You: What is fucking?
Stranger: u can google!!
You: What is google?
Stranger: a search web
You: Ow
You: Would you explain it to me?
Stranger: i donn,t know how to explain in english
You: Then explain it in your own language?
Stranger: u can't understand
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Tell me how to get pregnant in Chinese
You: then
You: Because you are from China, aren't you?
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Can you please tell my?
You: *me
Stranger: Ok i can tell u
You: Yes, thank you!
Stranger: 只要你让奥巴马还清中国国债就可以怀孕了
Stranger: do u understand?
You: Ow, now I get it!
You: Thank you very much! - Geplaatst op vrijdag 09 maart 2012 21:33
Whahaha geweldig!quote:Jus_ii schreef op 01 February 2012 @ 16:14:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I have a question
Stranger: 19 m china
Stranger: what
You: I kissed my boyfriend, am i pregnant now?
Stranger: no no no...
You: Are you sure?
Stranger: very sure!!
You: How do yo get pregnant then?
Stranger: i am a man
You: Don't men know how to get pregnant?
Stranger: how old r u
You: 19
Stranger: didn't ur mother tell u how to get pregnant?
You: I have two dadies!
Stranger: what???so do u have a mother?
You: No, I have 2 dadies, I don't know who my mother is. They adopted me!
Stranger: oh...i'm sorry..
You: So
You: how do you get pregnant?
Stranger: first ,man can't get pregnant. only women can
You: Really!
Stranger: yea``
You: And how do women get pregnant then?
Stranger: by fucking with men
You: What is fucking?
Stranger: u can google!!
You: What is google?
Stranger: a search web
You: Ow
You: Would you explain it to me?
Stranger: i donn,t know how to explain in english
You: Then explain it in your own language?
Stranger: u can't understand
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Tell me how to get pregnant in Chinese
You: then
You: Because you are from China, aren't you?
Stranger: where r u from?
You: Can you please tell my?
You: *me
Stranger: Ok i can tell u
You: Yes, thank you!
Stranger: 只要你让奥巴马还清中国国债就可以怀孕了
Stranger: do u understand?
You: Ow, now I get it!
You: Thank you very much!Ik was Marietteee |Ieder land heeft mooie vrouwen. Wij, vrouwen, zijn gewoon mooi ongeacht onze afkomst (Van Pickpocket) - Geplaatst op vrijdag 09 maart 2012 21:39OMG is it true that Santa doesn't exist ? O_o
You: OMG is it true that Santa doesn't exist ? O_o
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Amm yes!! Its so sad!
You: it really is.
You: brb, crying.
You: WHEHEHEHE
Stranger: Ohhh dont cry u had to find out somtime...
You: but anyone told me he was real!
You: it's unfair!
Stranger: Yaa its so unfair!!
You: but i don't get present anymore now?
Stranger: Whats ur age?
You: whats your age?
Stranger: I asked first...
I've kissed my boyfriend, am i pregnant now? PLEASE TELL ME?TUMBLR When you look at a person, any person, remember that everyone has a story. Everyone has gone through something that has changed them. - Geplaatst op vrijdag 09 maart 2012 21:59Hahahaha dat chinese heb ik even door de vertaalmachine gegooid, hij zei dit:
只要你让奥巴马还清中国国债就可以怀孕了 = Zolang je laat Obama betalen uit de Chinese nationale schuld zwanger zou kunnen zijnFacebook U suck. If it isn't broken, don't fix it. - Geplaatst op vrijdag 09 maart 2012 22:33LOL!
You: hi!
Stranger: oh hey
You: Are you a smart guy?
Stranger: i mean i don't think im a dumb guy
You: Because I have a realllly serious question!
Stranger: shoot
You: wel...
You: well*
You: If I kiss my...boyfriend...because I just did...can I be pregnant?
You: Please help...
Stranger: Yes
You: no shit?
Stranger: You better start preparing
You: are you serious...?
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I feel sexy when I see balloons...what about you?BEKIJK MIJN SHOP TOPIC!!! - Geplaatst op zaterdag 10 maart 2012 10:33Eerst ongeveer 10 disconnect die mijn sexyheid niet konden waarderen.
Stranger: Hiiii
Stranger: M/20
You: I feel sexy when I see balloons... what about you?
Stranger: Yeah me too
Stranger: Ur age?
You: F/15
Stranger: M/18
You: WOW! You grew 2 years younger in one minute!
Stranger: Thats the trick. Girls want 20, but i'm actually 18.
You: What's wrong with 18? 18 is so sexy.
Stranger: not everyone is sexy thinking like you.. where are you from sexy?
You: Holland and you?
Stranger: India. Are you virgin?
You: Now I am disappointed.
-disconnect- haha.
I can see that today you will find your true love.. Any idea of who it can be?If you want your dreams to come true, you have to wake up! - Geplaatst op zaterdag 10 maart 2012 11:55wow hebben jullie ook zoveel last van foutmeldingen in dit topic? zeer vervelend.BEKIJK MIJN SHOP TOPIC!!!
- Geplaatst op zaterdag 10 maart 2012 12:49next: I want to become a drugsdealer. can u tell me how to become one?
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi?
Stranger: asl?
You: 77 f holland
You: you?
You: don't speak too fast, i can't hardly answer anymore.
You: because my fingers are dying.
Stranger: oke
Stranger: i'm 17 f
Stranger: indonesia
You: cool
You: do you have pizzas in indonesia?
Stranger: yes i have
You: lucky you
You: do you prefer pizzas in a box or on a plate?
You: u understand i'm not really 77 right?
Stranger: why?
You: i'm actually 78
You: but i want to look younger
Stranger: why,grandma?
You: people always say i'm too old for this
Stranger: hahahaha,i know grandma
You: so i thought, if i would lie about it, maybe people would like me better 9:
You: darling.
Stranger: hahaha u r funny
You: but i thought you would appreciate my honesty
You: i know
You: funny old grandma
You: i love you my lovely grandchild ♥
You: shall i bake you some cookies?
Stranger: so,how old are you?
You: 14. but i can still bake you some cookies, if you want?
Stranger: i want it
You: okey nice
You: what kind of cookies do you like the most?
You: i will bake your favourites :-
Stranger: with chocolate chip?
You: that're my favourites too!
You: we have so much in common (A)
You: like we're soulmates
Stranger: yeaah we're soulmates
Stranger: what u doing now?
You: i'm talking to u.
You: you didn't expect that one, did you? :-)
You: what're you doing right now ?
You: i think it's time for me to go
You: i'm going to miss you very, very much. will you miss me too?
Stranger: make a dozen cookies?
Stranger: you actually f or m?
You: yeah, i'm affraid that if i'll stay on omegle, the cookies will burn
You: and i don't think you like burned cookies
You: f
Stranger: absolutely yes
You: i don't like burned cookies too
Stranger: ehhhm,i think i like a burned cookies
You: are u kidding me
You: can
You: 't believe it
You: well., byebyeIk was Americatoday. - Geplaatst op zaterdag 10 maart 2012 13:16haha net begon ik over die 'true love' van hierboven. was er dus een franse jongen die helemaal hopeloos werd om mijn foto te zien haha. ik lachte hem gewoon uit.Ik was Americatoday.



















